I was in my local Wal-Mart shopping for Halloween candy for tonight's "Trunk-Or-Treat" when I saw him at the other end of the aisle, and I instantly moved to the next aisle to avoid him. He's not a horrible person, he just creeps me out and I wasn't in the mood to be superficially social. As I moved through the chaos we came face to face and I couldn't avoid him without being rude, so I said hello.
Me: "Hey, how are you?"
Weird guy: "Good, how 'bout you?"
M: "Fine. Are you shopping for a Halloween costume?"
WG: "Oh no. They don't have the costume that I want."
M: [against my better judgment] "Oh? And what's that?"
WG: "A teletubby with a chainsaw."
I raised my eyebrows in mock interest, but said nothing.
WG: "You know, because they're supposed to be nice. That's why it's funny."
M: "OK then. Good luck with that." You freak!
I'm afraid I know this weird person....
ReplyDeleteOk. Ewwwwww.
ReplyDeleteI know a guy like that. Just says bizarre things to get a reaction.
Just ewwww.
What do you say to that?! I just say hi to people like that and move on. I guess you are a better person than I am!
ReplyDeleteGinger
No habla engles. . . well, at least that works here.
ReplyDeleteshouldn'ta asked, shouldn'ta asked...
ReplyDeleteAWESOME!
ReplyDeleteIs he the greeter?
ReplyDeleteI am so glad you did not give him my name and number as someone who actually owns an adult teletubbie costume.
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