I want to blog.
I don't want to blog.
I want to write something brilliant.
I don't care if I ever write again.
I don't like Adele's music.
I am happy for Adele's success.
I don't think Meet The Parents was a funny movie.
I think Zoolander was hilarious.
I don't like reading sad stories.
I have been reading Half The Sky.
I want to do something meaningful.
Watching Ellen do it is easier.
I want to be an influence for good.
I'm not sure that mocking the people on The Bachelor counts.
I want cookies for lunch.
I ate broccoli soup.
I don't want to shovel the snow.
I also want Cory's car to make it into the garage after his long day at work.
I shovel the snow.
I want Kate to confess her true feelings for Castle.
I want HGTV to knock on my door and declare me the winner.
I don't want to move to Utah.
I want a nap.
I want to run.
I want to NOT be sick for the eleventy thousandth time since Christmas.
I want to fall asleep and wake up after the election is over.
I want to be funny.
I want to hug my physical therapist.
I want to stab my physical therapist in the eye.
I want to be the best at something.
I don't want to work that hard.
I want to say something interesting.
Instead you get this.
It's not always easy being me.
13 comments:
I will pretty much curl up into a ball and die if I don't win that dream home.
Are you maybe moving to Utah? I'm sorry you've been so sick! You definitely already are funny!!!
jksfam: No, I was just referring to the fact that the HGTV home is in Utah. But I would gladly vacation there!
I thought this was brilliant! Thanks
Physical therapy for what? And I love Adele's music!
I'm with you on that Kate/Castle thing.
Thanks for letting me vacation in your head. Very funny.
I like Adele.
But tired of her music. Too much everywhere!
You're already funny. ;)
Only someone brilliant could make me laugh so hard I choke on my own spit....just saying!
I love how much I can relate to you. :)
You had me excited about Utah, too! Bummer. How could you not appreciate Gay Focker, RN? It's a classic!
Wow! My head is still bouncing around like pingpong balls on sugar!
I sorta can relate with all of it.
Great post.
I love your words.
I want you to send me a raspberry bundt cake
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