Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Eyes Wide Open

It's 1:30 in the morning and I'm wide awake. Somebody shouldn't have had a Pepsi with dinner.

What? After two weeks of not posting here are you wanting more than that? Fine. Here's what I've done so far today:

I watched the end of "War Games" on TBS this morning before I cleaned my kitchen.
I taped Oprah.
I watched Oprah.
I fast-forwarded through most of Oprah because the topic was highly disturbing.
I observed my father-in-law fix my malfunctioning garage door opener with duct tape and a sour cream container.
I flossed my teeth with my hair.
I spent the better portion of the last two hours trying to find some kind of blog of an ex-boyfriend I could lurk on (challenging, considering I hardly dated anybody seriously before Cory).
I watched a dancing hamster on YouTube.
I bought Drew some rope from Home Depot so he can use it as a whip and therefore represent Indiana Jones more effectively while playing the theme song on iTunes.
I conducted a search on YouTube for videos of farting babies (Did I mention Drew is off track and we're struggling for time fillers? No more video games! Go ride your bike. Or read a book. Practice your piano. Look! Babies with gas on video!)

See what I mean? Too much caffeine.


Pancake said...

LOL, yeah put down the pepsi! Farting babies! This is sad that I know this, but search dinosaurs instead and there is a funny clip... what can I say, I have sons...

violyngirl said...

Yipee, new post. Hope you got some sleep... at least there's comfort in knowing you will probably get to sleep in since Sam is so independent.

Rachey said...

Finally you venture back to the old blog. I love LRS, but I do miss our "special" time here at Rabbit in the Headlights. Ha ha.

Lorie said...

Flossing with your hair? I guess when you are in a pinch... Thanks for the update. I need to check out your other blog sometimes.

Mom of Three said...

Sounds like we need to get together and soon! Nothing like paying bills at 11 pm to put me out. That's even after having a coke for dinner.

Vanessa said...

I wish I lived closer to you.

Lisa said...

Oh, it is a shame we don't lunch more often. We have so much to talk about.

Kerri said...

Two weeks and this is the best you can do?????.....sigh.

KinseyBug said...

Hahaha....I love reading your blog. I know I will always have a good laugh. I dedicated my latest post to you:)