Say what you will about 2012, some of you might have wished the end of the world to happen as predicted by some on May 21st. And then October 21st. No wait, DECEMBER 21st. As for me, there were a few days I wouldn't like to repeat but for the most part, I will shut the door on 2012 without slamming it and saying, "I HATE YOU!" and stomping away to my room. After all, if it wasn't for 2012 I never would have seen my daughter turn 16 and start driving and dating. I never would have seen my son grow 7 inches and win his first basketball game in 3 years. (Seven inches! THREE. YEARS.) They are the reason I don't have a career making four figures.
If it wasn't for 2012 I never would have learned about Smashburger, seen my brother on National Television, or run into an Anime Convention with Cory on our date night:
If it wasn't for 2012 I never would have gone to Vail and ziplining with my friends:
I wouldn't have seen two nephews get married, danced Gangnam Style in my brother's backyard dance floor or learned these important tips at the Salt Lake City Airport:
I never would have discovered A&E's Duck Dynasty. This thought actually causes me to panic and have shortness of breath.
If it wasn't for 2012 I wouldn't have been in the middle of nowhere for Thanksgiving when Cory was awakened with a pain that seemed to be competing for a "How Do You Like Me NOW?" award and had to drive him to a hospital an hour away to get him help. The doctor wouldn't have given him morphine, and he wouldn't have passed a kidney stone, and he wouldn't have been advised not to show it off to me. (On a pain scale, the kidney stone is often compared to a woman giving birth. It's not much to look at, and hard to believe such a small thing caused such immense pain, but I will say this - ever since it joined our family it has never asked to borrow money or left its shoes in the hallway.) Oh, and Cory never would have caught this fish.
If not for 2012 Cory never would have bought a new car only to hit a deer three weeks later, and I never would have walked into my bathroom to discover my shower shattered to bits.
I never would have discovered this sidewalk sign,
or been able to write these notes to my kids' school when they were late. (Yes, yes I did.) October 19th was a rough day.
Happy 2013 everyone! May your kidneys be free from stones, your roadways void of wildlife, your sidewalks lined with bacon, and may the magic of Duck Dynasty fill your homes with joy in the coming year.
xoxo - the Vern Family