Thursday, February 23, 2012

A Trip Inside My Head

I want to blog.
I don't want to blog.
I want to write something brilliant.
I don't care if I ever write again.
I don't like Adele's music.
I am happy for Adele's success.
I don't think Meet The Parents was a funny movie.
I think Zoolander was hilarious.
I don't like reading sad stories.
I have been reading Half The Sky.
I want to do something meaningful.
Watching Ellen do it is easier.
I want to be an influence for good.
I'm not sure that mocking the people on The Bachelor counts.
I want cookies for lunch.
I ate broccoli soup.
I don't want to shovel the snow.
I also want Cory's car to make it into the garage after his long day at work.
I shovel the snow.
I want Kate to confess her true feelings for Castle.
I want HGTV to knock on my door and declare me the winner.
I don't want to move to Utah.
I want a nap.
I want to run.
I want to NOT be sick for the eleventy thousandth time since Christmas.
I want to fall asleep and wake up after the election is over.
I want to be funny.
I want to hug my physical therapist.
I want to stab my physical therapist in the eye.
I want to be the best at something.
I don't want to work that hard.
I want to say something interesting.
Instead you get this.

It's not always easy being me. 

13 comments:

Emily Foley said...

I will pretty much curl up into a ball and die if I don't win that dream home.

jksfam said...

Are you maybe moving to Utah? I'm sorry you've been so sick! You definitely already are funny!!!

Vern said...

jksfam: No, I was just referring to the fact that the HGTV home is in Utah. But I would gladly vacation there!

Kelly said...

I thought this was brilliant! Thanks

Sherise said...

Physical therapy for what? And I love Adele's music!

ray-ray says said...

I'm with you on that Kate/Castle thing.

Seth, Cassie, Ruby & Lucy said...

Thanks for letting me vacation in your head. Very funny.

I like Adele.
But tired of her music. Too much everywhere!

anitamombanita said...

You're already funny. ;)

Mortensen Baby Farm said...

Only someone brilliant could make me laugh so hard I choke on my own spit....just saying!

Taryn Davis said...

I love how much I can relate to you. :)

Lorie said...

You had me excited about Utah, too! Bummer. How could you not appreciate Gay Focker, RN? It's a classic!

Garden of Egan said...

Wow! My head is still bouncing around like pingpong balls on sugar!

I sorta can relate with all of it.

Great post.
I love your words.

Jill said...

I want you to send me a raspberry bundt cake