Thursday, October 2, 2008

Undecided

The way I see it, around 8:00 tonight I will have approximately three choices:

1. Watch the VP debates.
2. Poke my eyes out with forks that are dripping with jalapeno juice.
3. Rub my butt with bricks laden with razor blades.

Tough call. Very tough call.

13 comments:

jksfam said...

I hope you don't have to go to the ER!

Heather said...

I'm voting for #3, but only because I love that brick butt rubbing. HA!

Audra said...

The University of Utah is plying Oregon State! That is way better than brick rubbing and fork stabbing!!

Kerri said...

I am so thankful for my DVR and being busy this week. I'm watching recorded shows. Ahhhhhh

ganelle said...

See, and I have been looking forward to it. Go figure.

McEwens said...

IT WAS AN AWESOME DEBATE WASNT IT!!!

Anonymous said...

As you were rubbing your butt with the brick, I bet you were crying in frustration because the Office wasn't on due to the debate.

Bol

Mom of Three said...

I watched a part of it, then turned to T and said, isn't this the exact same debate we all ready listened to? We turned it off and actually spent some time together. Much better choice!

Suzanne said...

K, I say the butt one. That's just 'cause I like any jokes that say butt or poop... (you must know I have 5 brothers!)

Come to China, and be out of the loop of everything. Nothing makes it all better than a knock off Prada bag.

Motherboard said...

I was feeling your pain... stabbing my eyes with forks was sounding much more appetizing than the debates!

Dodi said...

Are your eyes and butt healing up OK?

Annie said...

Girl, you are funny. Consider yourself stalked. It will take a restraining order to get me not to come back to your blog again. You've been warned.

Lucas said...

...you are my favorite. I've never laughed harder in my life.

Can I join you? My life seems to have taken a turn to Bore-ville and I need some thing to kick me in the butt...or...cut me in the butt?