Sunday, October 11, 2009
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- I was almost named after a guy who underwent a sex change. When my mother learned “his” new name, noting that it was the same as the one they had chosen for me, she changed it. Close call. I’ve discovered lately that I love to write, and that one of the gifts I can offer the world is to provide proof that there is someone out there who is crazier than they are. You’re welcome. To prove it, I’ll admit right now that I sing along out loud to my iPod while riding my bike. I have underwear older than my 11-year-old daughter, I own two glue guns, and I love the side salads at Outback. I rarely sign a paper that isn’t returned with some kind of food stain, I’m not above reading a smutty romance novel during a beach vacation, and I’ve never been skinny dipping in the South China Sea. (The Mediterranean on the other hand, is lovely in the spring.) I learned the hard way that “Pay It Forward” is a poor movie choice when searching for a good “pick-me-up”, and I firmly believe that there is a time and a place for tole painted geese and that it ended about eighteen years ago. So, welcome to my blog. May you find joy and validation here.
15 comments:
Isn't that what your parents are there for?
Just kidding.
Why do you need to shave your legs anyway? Have a hot date? Red carpet affair? Leave those things hairy, girl.
I second Rachel's motion. On the other hand......how much does a uterus weigh..as in does it positively reflect on your weight loss goal? Just looking on the bright side of things:)
I would agree with the others and say don't shave them at all. Besides, wintertime is approaching, the hair can be useful to keep your legs warmer.
I had four c-sections and I don't remember shaving my legs for a long time afterwards.
I would have suggested using Nair but I once heard of someone accidentally thinking that it was shampoo and............
Why even bother? I heard that you ended up back at the ER. I told you no more jazzersize!
Are you trying to seduce Cory or something??? I mean REALLY, I haven't shaved MY legs since YOU had your hysterectomy - why the heck are YOU doing it???
Find a really nice young woman from the ward who needs to complete a service project. I'm glad you are doing well enough to worry about your sexy legs.
Doesn't Cory shave?
The same way you shave your armpit after having surgery on that same arm: you just let it grow and get nappy. then resist the urge to take photos and blog about the disgusting situation it may or may not have caused. who needs a smooth, silky shave anyway? Newsflash Kristy: the HONEYMOON is OVER!
After my c-section, I just let 'em go until I was healed up. It's not like you're wearing shorts and blinding people with your mega white legs....
I like the RS service project idea or just have good friends take a shaving hiatus in solidarity with you.
Wait, I'm confused. Are we still shaving our legs? Consistently?
I thought it was gauche to shave your legs after Labor Day?!
My rule is:
boots all winter,
a shearing when it is warm enough for capris.
Hairy legs are your only link to reality....name that movie:)
"Return to Me" Classic. Maybe I am glad I am not there to give you service.
Leave those things hairy, girl.
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