Wednesday, December 5, 2007

What I Know For Sure - Vol IV

1. I don't care if they still sell it at the Nordstrom counter, Polo cologne only smelled good in the 80's. And if one of you could please pass this information on to the clerk at my grocery store I will love you forever.
2. Some people should never wear midriffs
3. And by "some" I mean "all"
4. The Bravo series "Real Housewives of Orange County" is horrible television, and I can't take my eyes off of it.
5. Five days of diarrhea can be an effective weight loss enhancer
6. You don’t have to be European to feel passionate about nutella
7. When water leaks from my shower, it comes through the light in my family room
8. $350 will fix the igniter on your furnace
9. $600 will get you two license plates on a new car
10. Both on the same day will encourage binge eating


JustRandi said...

#3 Here! Here!
#4 Never seen it. But it looks like some serious trash tv.

Paige said...

Oh, the silly people who buy new cars toward the end of the year. We have three vehicles to register--two in November and one in December. How stupid are we? That means that instead of buying Christmas presents we are paying for CAR repairs and inspections. Ugh. If we ever buy a car again, it will be in the middle of the summer.

And I'm with you on the bare midriffs. Eek.

tin said...

I have the same passion for #4, and now I am getting a passion for the New Yorker's.