So yesterday morning I started to juice some oranges fresh off our tree when our awesome, had it forever, juicer began to growl and slow down. What to do?? To fix most anything around the house the usual two choices are duct tape or WD 40. I opted for WD 40 because I don't know how to tape an orange and spraying is more of a guy thing anyway. I tried to be judicious in my application but, alas, WD40 becomes ubiquitous when sprayed and mom's OJ immediately picked up the subtle aroma and tang of this amazing lubricant. She immediately poured her juice into mine. I drank both hers and mine and I no longer squeek. Mom is squeeking and taping her joints. Did I make the right choice?
~ Dad
Dad: Fifty extra points for using the word "ubiquitous". You're awesome.
12 comments:
Clearly, this is where you get it from.
100 points for noting who does and does not squeek.
Your Dad Needs A Blog!
I would read him every single day!
Simply wonderful!
CUTE!!!! Maybe we all should add a little WD40 to our morning juice!
Your blog is hilarious!! Hope you don't mind if I stalk you. I hail from comcewens blog.
What a treat this fine morning to wake up and read your blog.
Yes, extra points!
So this is where your amazing talent comes from. How funny!
Thanks for stopping by today. I recognize a few in the comment house. Just Randi and Comcewens and the Redhoodoos. You might have some new friends. Bye the way, I love WD-40. It holds magical secrets yet to be told.
what in the H-E-double-hockey-sticks does ubiauitous mean????????
Clearly I am stupid!
clearly i am stupid cause i hit the wrong key. it is a q not an a
This blog explains a lot. You know that, right?
dear "anonymous": u·biq·ui·tous - adj. - existing or being everywhere, esp. at the same time; omnipresent: ubiquitous fog; ubiquitous little ants; ubiquitous WD 40....
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