OK. So I've narrowed my alter ego choices down to three. I think I might keep all of them, simply because I think there might come a time when all of them could come in handy. And it's my blog, so I can do whatever I want. Having said that, here are my final three contestants:
"Veronica Remington" – I could wear long flowy dresses, show lots of cleavage, and pose with Fabio for the cover of Harlequin romance novels.
PRO: Long flowy dress
CON: Fabio. Plus, I don't think I could hold that pose for very long.
"Tee Shizzle K-Dawg" – This could afford me to use my talents as a poor singer to relay my tales of discontent over a difficult home life and the fact that all of my friends would have been popped off by our gang rival, but I could wear jeans, a bandana, and hoops virtually all the time.
PRO: I would never have to do my hair
CON: I didn’t actually have a difficult home life, so I would probably end up singing poorly in front of large crowds for no reason
"Karma von Dharma" – I wouldn’t ever have to shower or wear make up, and I could wear big, colorful prints. Not to mention the Birkenstocks alone would make shoe selection so much easier on a daily basis. With socks or without? That’s all I would have to decide.
PRO: It would give me an opportunity to bring braids back.
CON: I fear I might have to take up tofu
Thanks for playing! You guys are the best.
9 comments:
My mom's name actually IS Carma (with a C, though) and she's never eaten tofu a day of her life, so you're safe on that front.
Veronica is just way too much work, but I do like Karma. It's comfy and easy. However, I do hope you are prepared to embrace Al Gore...
Shaniqua is definitely my car's name :)
I vote for Karma. Frankly I would be the most comfortable hanging out with you like that. Plus you could wear those overalls again!
When did braids go out?
I don't know, I'd kinda like to see you with Fabio.
And I think I'm pretty safe in guessing that Cory votes for Veronica too. Not because of Fabio, though.
(We actually have a guy in our ward whose first name is really Fabio. My husband can barely say it without laughing every single time.)
I'm sitting here laughing but I have no clue what an "alter ego" is. Is this something you learn before you graduate from college because I wouldn't know. ha, ha.
I see you as the Karma. Gotta love the birks.
I realize that this comment has nothing to do with your post, but........
I just learned that someone I know was your roommate in college.
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