Hey y'all, the Vernmaster has flown the coop for a few days to enjoy some R&R at my sister's house in Kentucky. I'm confident I'll have much to say when I get back, like what I did when a chick fight broke out in the airline terminal, or what I said when the lady next to me on my flight relayed an experience she had with lockjaw, and certain theories regarding the Goo Goo Dolls and Bare Naked Ladies might also be explored. For now, I'm staring out of beautiful living room windows framed with thick, crown molding and a few doses of toile onto lush horse property. Many of the stereotypes are true, and not all of them are bad.
Not quite all of them.