Saturday, October 15, 2011

Rhymes With "Harlot"

Since I'm too old and broken to have anymore babies I often stalk my other friends whose reproductive capabilities are in full swing and have blogs with pictures to prove it.  There's a girl I love, and I used to be her youth leader.  As in, she looked UP to me as an example, came to me for advice, and relied on me for guidance sometimes.  Crazy enough, she turned out anyway!  I won't say her real name (rhymes with Barley) or tell you who she's married to (named after the river where Jesus was baptized) or what they named their darling, new baby girl (rhymes with "harlot"), but I WILL say that she posted some pictures lately that made me laugh.  As I began to draft a comment I realized that what I really wanted to do was turn the whole thing into a post, so I asked her for permission and what do you know that girl always comes through for me.  So, my friends get the credit for the pictures and I will take responsibility for the captions.



Uh, Mom?  You've got a bat in the cave.




Seriously.  Aren't you going to do something about that?


ACK!  SHE'S GETTING IT ALL OVER ME!!!

5 comments:

Carly said...

HAHAHAHAH! Yes!! Love it. And I love the rhyme aliases. My ONE fear of my baby's name was that it rhymed with Harlot, but I figured most middle schoolers wouldn't figure that out.

I really love you and miss you. You are still my favorite.

mormonhermitmom said...

LOL! Okay, somebody seriously overdid the cuteness baby bubble bath.

Lorie said...

I loved the last pic! So funny! Congrats Carly... Tho I still can't figure out you baby's name...

Lisa said...

Okay, so I think I figured it out...the mother is named Farley, the father Gordan's show and the babe is Starlet! Love the second shot~favorite.

Garden of Egan said...

Oh that is so cute!!!! I love the looks, so hilarious.
Great captions too.