Drew was kind of on a roll this trip so we wrote down some of the funny stuff he said. Here's a sampling:
"When a kid named Leland starts making fun of you that's when you know you've hit rock bottom."
"I'm willing to protest but I'm not going on strike. A man has to eat."
"Tofu is like vegetable poop."
Unfortunately, at one point we passed a woman along the beach who didn't see the need to cover herself while breastfeeding. I saw her first as Drew was walking behind me - I was hoping he wouldn't notice but it was too late. As he passed her and realized what he was witnessing he grew wide-eyed and in horror confessed, "I think I just died right there."
While waiting for our flight home Drew was processing his withdrawal from the 24-hour access to food when we ordered him 10 chicken nuggets from McDonald's. Five minutes later he said, "I'm still hungry." The kid has grown an inch a month for the last year, so I believe him. I bought him 10 more. Five minutes later he said, "I'm still hungry." I looked at him in dismay and he added, "Funny thing is, I haven't even pooped the others out yet."
He's a keeper.