Because you asked me to, and because I'm nothing if I'm not accommodating
Though I have no intention of making this a permanent change, I have to say that I am coming out of shock enough to admit that I actually don't regret doing this to my hair. I was sick of looking basically the same after several years and this seemed like a better remedy than tattoos, body piercings or botox. Plus it's cheaper than botox and less painful than the others. (But not to be confused for being cheap and easy 'cuz that's not what I'm going for either.) Whatever. Is there such a thing as a pre-mid-life crisis?