Wednesday, September 29, 2010

My Afternoon Abroad

Cruising Craigslist - It's not the name of a band, but something I like to do when I feel like fantasizing about knowing how to do stuff.  I don't know anything about restoring old furniture, but looking through Craigslist makes me wish I did.  It also makes me dream of Ford F-150's and flatbeds, because it would make it so much easier for me to haul the furniture that I don't know how to refinish back to my house where I don't have a place to put it.  You know what else would be nice?  Free Chipotle on Fridays. 

So, lately I've been browsing more seriously in search of a refinishing project and one of the listings took me to a small town an hour away.  Unfortunately, it was for naught.  (Unless the $1 hot fudge sundae from McDonald's equates success, but seeing as there's one just down the street from me I'm thinking more along the lines of: FAIL.)  Having driven so far I wasn't ready to turn right around and go home, so I decided to browse a nearby boutique.  It wasn't that much fun looking at $20 lip balms and leopard print aprons, but I turned the corner and found some homemade trinkets that made my heart sing.  I even went the extra mile and wrote down some of the quotes I found so I could share them with you here.  First up, a refrigerator magnet that said:
"Between my therapist and my personal trainer, I have no "ME" time."
 Printed on a napkin:
"My reality check bounced."
"I used to be driven but I pulled over."
On a couple of greeting cards:
"I'm so far behind I think I'm first."
"I'm pushing middle age.  That's enough exercise for me."
As for that last one, I don't recall giving anyone permission to read my thoughts and publish them.  Too hard to prove in court?


Kelly said...

I loved all of those quotes! Thanks!

Patty Ann said...

I love these! I seem to "collect" quotes and it was so nice to find some that I agreed with and they made me laugh. Thank you for sharing!

Rachey said...

Ha ha, fun quotes.

ganelle said...

All I heard was free Chipotle on Fridays...

mormonhermitmom said...

LOL Badoom Ching!

JustRandi said...

How about you refinish a chair for me, and I'll buy you free Chipotle on Friday?

Those quotes are fabulous!

Vanessa said...

So what happened with the item you drove an hour for??? It had to be serious!