Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Q & A

Question: So, Vern, what did you do on Labor Day?
Vern: I’m so glad you asked. I watched Camp Rock, shopped the clearance rack at Target, and ran interference between a can of Sprite and my daughter’s barf bowl.

Q: Camp Rock eh? And how did you feel about the Jonas Brothers after that?
V: Well, I guess everyone has to make a living.

Q: You do realize that they make more money than you. Like, a LOT more.
V: Yes, but do they have a blog with 12 readers? I DON’T THINK SO.

Q: You seem like you’re really good at multi-tasking. Was it hard making toast for Samantha and keeping up with the plot of Camp Rock at the same time?
V: It’s definitely not for the faint of heart, but I used to write notes to my friends during English class so I have a lot of experience.

Q: Wow, you really know how to party. Any advice for us inexperienced types in the future?
V: I find that a good pint of “Berry Voluntary” is helpful for getting anyone through a boring holiday. Plus, I highly encourage you to send your spouse golfing while you contemplate the slow and painful deaths of Disney prodigies. No sense in everyone being miserable.

Q: Good advice indeed. Thanks for spending some time with us, Vern.
V: Anytime.

13 comments:

Chelsea B. said...

Sorry your Labor Day was so lame. I got sunburned does that help ease your pain?

Lorie said...

Maybe some creamed honey and me coming out in October can make you feel better. :) Can we get Jill to come, too?

THE OLD GEEZER said...

I added myself to follow your blog. You are more than welcome to visit mine and become a follower if you want to.

God Bless You ~Ron

rocslinger said...

I recorded all the disney movie's that my daughter wanted to keep onto DVD while packing. The Hillary Duff movie was actually kind of good (did I just write that, oops).

Fun times was had by all.

rocslinger said...

Thank you for painting my daughter's room. That truly is a very nice gesture.

Stefani said...

well, all Labor days can't be stellar.

Bryn said...

Hilarious!

THE OLD GEEZER said...

Thanks Vern. :-)
if you want to reply to me my email is ronj1946@gmail.com

ganelle said...

Um, what's with this geezer guy???

Jen said...

Make that 13 readers! I LOVE your blog and aspire someday to be just like you - sans Sprite and barf bowl, of course!

Heather said...

It's a mom thing, I myself am looking forward to the torture of camp rock.... I am sure by the 100th, I will need sugar to keep me going!

[Stacia] said...

Pretty sure mine was just as lame! And although I have no idea what camp rock is, I'm pretty sure it makes me glad I don't have any girls! :)

A'Ese said...

You are evil. Now I have to go to Target. But eating ice cream for a cause cancels all consumed calories, right?