Wednesday, February 1, 2012

It's Wednesday, Is It?

My allergies have been giving me FITS lately.  I should mention that I don't have allergies, but I don't know how else to explain being sick for the third time in one month.  Therefore, it seems safe and reasonable to self diagnose that I am officially allergic to oxygen.  Perhaps, also weekdays.  And for sure to any and all articles about politics.  Because it's definitely not the three pieces of cake I had for breakfast yesterday.  Although, it might have something to do with the two I had for lunch.  (I said "might".)  REMEMBER I TOLD YOU I HAD A RECIPE.  It's coming, I swear.  But first I have to go put on some Yanni and take a hot bath.  OR take a Tylenol PM and watch "Dance Moms".  It's the perfect way to see how strong a Tylenol PM is - will I fall asleep beFORE or AFter that certifiably insane woman is done living vicariously through those young girls who possess all the talent that she never had that is so stupid but I can't stop watching?  ("Certifiably insane woman living vicariously" = TAKE YOUR PICK.)

ZZZzzzzz....

9 comments:

Stefani said...

Your humor is still intact. :)

Kristina P. said...

I love all the emails you send me. Thanks for always thinking of my Snuggie needs.

Tapper said...

my inner dialogue during dance moms:

I can't look.
I shouldn't look.
What did she just say?
I should change the channel.
I don't think I can.
Is there a support group?

Feel better- nothing but headaches in KS. I think it's allergies.

Kira said...

Oh, this has been a bad winter for...um...allergies. Feel better soon!

anitamombanita said...

Ha! I must be allergic to the air and the political bantering (hmm...that's not a strong enough word, is it?)...and those chocolate chip cherry cookies that Rachel posted on her blog...cuz I've been sick for most of the last month...with little breaks of seeming healthy in between (and I do mean LITTLE breaks)...excuse me, I have to go blow my nose now.

BTW- those cookies...if you haven't tried em yet, get to it! They are AMAZING!! Thank you, Rachel!

Lorie said...

I'm sorry you are sick! I was down a few weeks ago and it was LAME. Getting well soon so you can get me that cake recipe! I have a couple more birthdays coming up...

Karen said...

If you want to breathe try some Afrin - works like a charm! I also hear the Vicks nose spray is ok too. Beats the heck out of the other decongestants.

Hope you feel better!
Karen

Garden of Egan said...

Well, I guess you will just have to stay away from oxygen.

rocslinger said...

Okay, You can handle Yanni and Dance moms with little or no effect but politics make you breakout? You most grow hives the size cantaloupes whenever you see me.