Something embarrassing: Samantha’s friends were over. “Ice Ice Baby” came on over our speakers and I thought, (thinking = my first mistake) I should show them how well I can do ‘The Running Man’ – I bet they will see how cool I am and suddenly want to tell me stuff, and desire to have all their future gatherings at Samantha’s house because she is the one with the cool mom. Here's an update on that: EPIC FAIL.
- Nonfat yogurt.
- “Whole Grain” Fruity Pebbles.
- Asking, “Hey, has anyone seen my iPod?” and then finding it in my washing machine.
- Kevin Costner. (Why is he a famous actor? If I had known I could be rich for being boring I would have called him for some pointers years ago. I’m pretty sure it’s too late now.)
- Bruce Jenner marrying into the Kardashians.