Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Colder Than A Brass Bra On The Shady Side Of An Iceberg

Today's high in Denver is supposed to reach -3 degrees.  You heard me, the HIGH.  Seeing as it was 67 degrees two days ago this comes as a great shock to my system.  For kicks I looked up some cold jokes to see if there was anything funny to say on the topic, but I only found one that I liked.  Are you ready?

It's SO COLD...





...that the local flasher was caught describing himself to women.

I'm here all week, folks.

16 comments:

Stefani said...

That got a laugh out of me! So did your title.

Jill said...

Yea, the blog title is way better than the joke

Vennesa said...

"Like"

just call me jo said...

I love the cold humor. (I landed in Denver for 30 minutes while flying to Idaho from AZ. Didn't get off the plane. But I sat by the window and looked out at all the snow-covered mountains. Brrrr. It was beautiful but that's too cold for my transplanted Idaho blood. I'm such a sissy now.)

rick and cheryl said...

You so make me laugh! Esp the title.

Meg said...

Sent my kids to the bus stop at 0 degrees, but with the wind it feels like -20. But school only closes if it is actually -20 with OUT the wind. Needless to say I yelled goodbye and I love you real fast and quickly slammed the door. I feel your pain, except I was not lucky enough to have had a 67 degree day.

Lorie said...

Let me just say that after a FREAKIN' 67 degree day, I say YOU HAD IT COMIN!!!! :) I can't even remember being that warm. We had wind chill of -33 at the bus stop this morning. I look over at Austin who refused to wear his gloves or boots and is holding onto his math book rather then put it in this back pack. He's also standing in a SNOW BANK with tennis shoes! It's -33! I'm covered in "down" everything (coats, gloves, boots) & still freezing.

Garden of Egan said...

OK, I'm still shivering over the brass bra........I'm not sure I'll ever be the same 'specially cuz that's how my bra feels right now.

I hope WE warm up soon.
I'm trying not to be a hater to the California, St. George type people, but it's a little hard.

mormonhermitmom said...

Best title ever. We're 17 degrees right now (fahrenheit), so we're a little warmer.

ganelle said...

At least I don't teach tomorrow so I can sleep in. I was feeling a bit ripped off that I had to work today.

Paige said...

Hey...What's a groundhog's favorite book?

Holes.

Meredith said...

Seriously.... it's beyond freezing! I'm SO glad they canceled school!

Mom of Three said...

Hee Hee!! Now make it warm again.

Suzanne said...

Hey Vern! It's sunny in Shanghai, it felt like the high 60s... and I even saw blue sky (rare for these parts... we take the pollution so you can have all those fancy imports the children here make for you, lol).

Suzanne said...

My crazy siblings would joke 'turkey's done' when we'd be in swimsuits and it got cold. Get it? Knew you would.

tz said...

hahaha, now that's funny! thanks for sharing