Today's high in Denver is supposed to reach -3 degrees. You heard me, the HIGH. Seeing as it was 67 degrees two days ago this comes as a great shock to my system. For kicks I looked up some cold jokes to see if there was anything funny to say on the topic, but I only found one that I liked. Are you ready?
It's SO COLD...
...that the local flasher was caught describing himself to women.
I'm here all week, folks.