Thursday, March 18, 2010

Kitler

There I was, innocently standing at my counter this morning trying to decide, "Is it a brown make up day or a gray make up day for these aging eyes of mine?" As I was about to declare it a Screw-It-Let's-Just-Stick-With-Mascara day, I caught a snippet from a radio DJ who was unknowingly nurturing me through my morning routine when he briefly referenced a website called "Cats That Look Like Hitler". He said it was hilarious and I was intrigued, and y'all know what happens when I get intrigued, right? I have to check it out. Well, FIRST I get a snack. THEN I have to check it out. So, despite the fact that I had lots of crap to get done today I still managed the time to gather this research for you. What can I say? I'm a giver.

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Hi Boy George. Sorry to break it to you but there are some striking similarities. Plus, in a way you kind of brought it on yourself. Don't worry, someone once told me I looked like their 98-year-old aunt; these things happen. What does this have to do with cats? Nothing, other than the fact that ALL the Hitler cats I looked at still had better hair than you at any given point in your career. ("Career" - *chuckle* Is that what they're calling it now?)



I sort of feel sorry for these cats because I suspect that all they were trying to do was Darrin's Dance Grooves and before you know it, they're being compared to the worst human being to ever walk the face of the earth. Still, Heil! It's kind of funny when the cats do it.



This last one is so wrong, and yet something about it is sooo...reich? (sorry - couldn't help it)

15 comments:

Boulter trouble said...

My dog looks like Ronald Reagan

b. said...

Uh, I almost feel the same way about cats as I do Hitler.

Aaron and Devony said...

Sooo, hilarious. I've got to go check it out. Considering that my inlaws name their cats lucifer, I should probably send the link to them too...

just call me jo said...

That made me smile on this day when my smile was waning. Thanks. Was it just mascara today? Have a good weekend.

The Dixon Family said...

I hate cats. Actually, it's all animals. Really. If I'm going to potty train an animal I may as well just have another baby.

Sorry. It's true. I'm a hater.

Vern said...

b. and dixon family: you are among friends!

Emily said...

Cats are mean and this is funny!

Rachey said...

This was fun:)

Jill said...

I knew the radio was a good source of information. Good Job.

rocslinger said...

I knew it was a mistake when my wife let you feed our cats that once.

If Hitler hadn't had delusions of granduer he probably would have been a near famous commedian, somwhere along the lines of Tiny Tim.

Steph @ Diapers and Divinity said...

You have a gift for sorting through all things worldwide webbish and finding us the finest there is to offer. Can't thank you enough.

Vern said...

rocslinger: Don't worry, I don't advocate animal cruelty I just don't want animals in my house. In other words, that was NOT me who gave your kitties the arsenic.

Marianne & Clayton said...

Brilliant. This is why there is an internet.

We live in a Zoo! said...

Weird, and funny, what is the deal with his hair (the one with boy george) plastered down over half his face.....

Suzanne said...

Mascara... if you're gonna go just mascara, *must* try Loreal telescopic. The best.

If you're goona go cats, they might as well look like Hitler.

This was another Vern post that will wake me in the middle of the night laughing and having to try to explain it all to Tim... again.